The Answer

Ladies and gentlemen...Im writin this article because it might make the world a better place to live in one day.The sole purpose of this blog is to give you some answers....Answers to some really complex questions. For years now, iv been contemplating on certain "issues". After reading a number of books and "noticing" the world, i have found all the answers. Let me address the questions first.

"Why do ppl break up??".....

"Why do ppl hate each other AFTER breaking up??"..

"what is it, that makes a person seem so different all of a sudden?"

The list goes on and on. Well, let me put it this way:

An Englishman and a Scotsman both speak English.However, their dialects are so bloody different that they fail to understand each other completely. it is not surprising however to know that they hardly get along. Same is the case with most couples. They speak in different "dialects" when it comes to expressing love.

Most of the people express their feelings by using 4 popular dialects.


1. The dialect of Spoken words ...Or The Dog:

People who speak this dialect use words to express love. Affection, Admiration, Love, Friendship....they express it by TELLING ppl about it. These ppl also EXPECT the same from others. If u dont tell them how u feel about them....then ur not speaking their dialect. These ppl r often compared with DOGS...because dogs respond to verbal commands...."good doogie"..."now thats a good boy" etc etc.


2. The dialect of physical action...Or The Cat:

People who speak this dialect get a little physical to express their feelings. The actions might range from a pat on the back to a sexual relationship . They ONLY feel loved when u SHOW it physically . They r no different from cats . A cat can hunt for its own food. A cat does not respond to verbal commands. It only "purrs" when u tickle it. It shows its affection by rubbing its back against your leg.


3.The dialect of time...Or The Canary:

All some ppl care about is quality time. They dont need anything else. They dont need verbal admiration or favors or a physical expression of ur feelings. All they need, is basically a lot of quality time. A canary basically needs so much attention that it wud die without it. It cud maybe forget about its food...but not attention.


4.The dialect of favors and deeds...Or The Goldfish:

Lets look at a goldfish . Its dsnt care about how much time u spend with it....It certainly dsnt give a damn about ur verbal admiration....and it most definitely does NOT want physical contact. All it cares about is food. It just wants you to do it one favor...FOOD. Some ppl express their feelings by doing favors to others and they expect the same.


The sad thing about life is that most ppl speak only 1 dialect. They dont understand the others and remain woefully ignorant of them. But once a person learns to speak all the dialects, then it will enable him to understand ppl better and will help him manage his relationships a lot better.

Wouldnt it b a lot better to learn more dialects than to lose ppl just because theres a communication gap??

PS- I am not a veteran or a pioneer in relationships....i just hope this will help ppl understand other ppl better.Cheers :)

The Book

The legends speak of a time when oceans drank the shores of Atlantis.
It was in this city of greatness that the Gods decided to reward mankind
with the unique gifts they possessed.People believed that Zeus was the the most
powerful of the gods with the gift of thunder.Some believed that
the god of the underworld-Haydes was the most feared of them all.Greed took over
mankind and they started worshiping gods for the gifts they possessed.Little did they know,that the god they all forgot had a power beyond measure.Mankind forgot about Cupid- The god of love.


Cupid's gift was an ancient book.A book whose power mortals never knew.


Thousands of years later


Ancient Egypt.


Imhotep(chief priest ,architect and chancellor to the pharaoh Djoser)
was said to be in possession of the book of power.Normally shy with women,imhotep managed to charm the pharaohs wife into being his mistress.Imhotep was killed and the book was lost


3000 B.C


Balarama asks Lord Krishna "Brother....ur the greatest charmer the world has ever known...rumour has it that u charmed 16000 women...how do u do this"


"ah brother.What a tale it is.Do u remember the time when i killed the snake monster??"said lord Krishna

"yes.What of it?"

"Well...when i was in the snakes stomach...i found an old book...It is only because
of that book that i posses this wonderful gift"

"What's in that book?"

"What's in there is not important. Whats important is that it gives the power of charm to its owner.It can be misused.I want you to promise me,Balarama...that you will hide the book forever after im gone"

" i Promise brother. No man shall ever use it after you"


Bohemia-1798 A.D

Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt, better known as Casanova was a womenizer of the higest order.The wonderful way through which he charmed innumerabele women mesmerized his many followers.


"Jean"said Casanova.

Now at 73,Casanova lay on his death bed.

"master...."said jean

"you've been a wonderful student and a friend.There's something i need to tell you....."


Casanova opened an old trunk which contained an anceint looking book......



Russia- 1916 A.d


Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin-The man who was known all over the world for his charm
managed to charm the Tsar's wife.

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire"


"But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder."

Rasputin was shot dead and the last word he said before he died was " My book....."



The legend of the great book ends here.For centuries the book of power was the most
sought after artifact in history.Men have wasted away their lives in search of this ancient treasure.Rumour has it that the book has returned to India.


And i Know where it is....Beware mortals...(Thunder in the background)...

Stones & Metals

" Look How beautiful my necklace is..and i forgot to tell you..its cost my husband a BUNDLE" said the lady who was dressed from head to foot in that glittering metal humans call GOLD and thats not to forget those shining stones called Diamonds.
As a child i always wondered what was so special about a stupid glittering metal.What i heard that day amused me.Why do people spend so much on stones & Metals???.Jeepers,I never understood the strange ways of Homo sapiens.As i watched in awe...the lady went on and on and on.............

" Its Belgium cut you know...Very highly polished indeed.......My husband had to FIGHT with the man to get it on time for the wedding....My husband works in Africa as a forest officer"

Hundreds Of Miles Away

AFRICA

The Zulu warriors are well known for their prowess in hunting.Their speed,agility,hunting skills and PURE instinct are second to none.Their sleek body,tall structure and INHUMAN strength makes them built to hunt.

Legendary though their skills are, the zulus are "CONSIDERED" among the most "UNCIVILIZED" people.

After a tiring day in the African bush a zulu standing at a towering seven feet starts picking up some stones. As he's absorbed in his job....he spots a man from another tribe picking up those very stones.

A BRUTAL FIGHT LATER

The Zulu warrior emerges the victor.......- The stones his prize.He statrs slowly on the long walk to his village.As he reaches his village ..he spots his wife( A Relatively " SMALL " woman - ONLY 6'4 LOL).He watches in pride as she celebrates the pretty stones her man won for her.

A Bronze maned Indian watches this with gr8 interest and says to a White man
"TUT-TUT.............These Tribals wear stones...HOW VERY UNCIVILIZED"

As Iv mentioned in my previous blogs...As Civilized as we hope to be.....We r the very same Uncivilized people following those very uncivilized laws in a way which WE feel is different...Time and Again my Thesis has proved that MAN IS JUST AS BRUTISH AS THE ANIMALS ...ONLY WORSE for his belief in HIM BEING THE gr8test of all the creatures the planet has ever known.

GOOD DAY BRUTES

The Reason

I came back home exhaused after playing cricket for the whole afternoon....I threw myself into the sofa and switched on the TV...And lo,Godzilla was destroying the steets of New york. My sister looked at me in an odd way and said" Agastya r u really enojoying this??". I was glued to the TV...i was so engrossed in the movie that i dint even bother to answer her.....i tried to make her understand how sensible the movie was by using telepathy .....but i found out that i still dint master the art of telepathy...and finally when i looked away from the TV....she left.

THREE DAYS LATER


The martians were destroying the planet. Its just a matter of time before the human race wud be no more........and then mom came and switched of the TV. She looked at me and said" Agastya its about time.....now GROW up...stop watching stupid movies". Moved by this serious "INJUSTICE" i started my research.

Y do MEN like acion movies so much???


Lets all go back in time for a second time.............. Back...back...back......back to the time when man was a savage.....he was a hunter..... what did he do for a living???, he hunted all sorts of wierd creatures....fought with saber tooths..... killed mamoths, and thts just the beginning of it.In short his day was ACTION packed.


Now lets Fast forward time again..... the biggest thing that can happen to him now is killing a mosquito buzzing over his bed at 3 AM. No wonder men like such movies....... We like Dinosaurs taking over earth, aliens taking over earth ....or even aliens which control dinosaurs taking over earth, .....flying cars.....more aliens.....aliens in flying cars and the list goes on......


Women on the other hand fail to see the beauty of it. My sister says" They r not sensible".... I say" what were the robots supposed to do?? ...discuss it over coffee???

P.S- im about to get my discovery patented.....adios and dont miss the next 1

Darkness....Evil???

I was at my friends place having this stupid argument about Sachin tendulkar being better than Sir Vivian richards when suddenly he looked at me with pity and said " u know what agastya, ur a DARK DARK guy and ur in darkness..........god help u....hope he pulls u into light".I went home and wondered about what he said.

The Legendary Darkness,Lord voldemort being the lord of darkness,all sorts of SICK creatures in harry potter being called creatures of darkness. Why is evil ALWAYS associated with DARKNESS???. And then it hit me. Lets all rewind time. Lets all go back to the time when man was a just a Savage.He feared everything that he dint know. In short he feared the unknown.All that was in darkness was the unknown and so man feared it.When he started fearing it he started calling it EVIL.So in truth Darkness is the unknown.Mans fear of the Unknown has ALWAYS made him curious.Curiosity is the Father of all inventions.Darkness is the answer to all that is,all that was, and all that will ever be.And it was then and there that i decided to live in darkness and explore the unknown.ALL HAIL DARKNESS.So to all those ppl out there saying darkness is EVIL.....i got 2 words for ya


IT AINT.

P.S- and that ladies and gentlemen is my first blog so ull forgive me if im not all that professional....Adios till my next 1