Friday, December 31, 2010

The Answer


Ladies and gentlemen...Im writin this article because it might make the world a better place to live in one day.The sole purpose of this blog is to give you some answers....Answers to some really complex questions. For years now, iv been contemplating on certain "issues". After reading a number of books and "noticing" the world, i have found all the answers. Let me address the questions first.

"Why do ppl break up??".....

"Why do ppl hate each other AFTER breaking up??"..

"what is it, that makes a person seem so different all of a sudden?"

The list goes on and on. Well, let me put it this way:

An Englishman and a Scotsman both speak English.However, their dialects are so bloody different that they fail to understand each other completely. it is not surprising however to know that they hardly get along. Same is the case with most couples. They speak in different "dialects" when it comes to expressing love.

Most of the people express their feelings by using 4 popular dialects.


1. The dialect of Spoken words ...Or The Dog:

People who speak this dialect use words to express love. Affection, Admiration, Love, Friendship....they express it by TELLING ppl about it. These ppl also EXPECT the same from others. If u dont tell them how u feel about them....then ur not speaking their dialect. These ppl r often compared with DOGS...because dogs respond to verbal commands...."good doogie"..."now thats a good boy" etc etc.


2. The dialect of physical action...Or The Cat:

People who speak this dialect get a little physical to express their feelings. The actions might range from a pat on the back to a sexual relationship . They ONLY feel loved when u SHOW it physically . They r no different from cats . A cat can hunt for its own food. A cat does not respond to verbal commands. It only "purrs" when u tickle it. It shows its affection by rubbing its back against your leg.


3.The dialect of time...Or The Canary:

All some ppl care about is quality time. They dont need anything else. They dont need verbal admiration or favors or a physical expression of ur feelings. All they need, is basically a lot of quality time. A canary basically needs so much attention that it wud die without it. It cud maybe forget about its food...but not attention.


4.The dialect of favors and deeds...Or The Goldfish:

Lets look at a goldfish . Its dsnt care about how much time u spend with it....It certainly dsnt give a damn about ur verbal admiration....and it most definitely does NOT want physical contact. All it cares about is food. It just wants you to do it one favor...FOOD. Some ppl express their feelings by doing favors to others and they expect the same.


The sad thing about life is that most ppl speak only 1 dialect. They dont understand the others and remain woefully ignorant of them. But once a person learns to speak all the dialects, then it will enable him to understand ppl better and will help him manage his relationships a lot better.

Wouldnt it b a lot better to learn more dialects than to lose ppl just because theres a communication gap??

PS- I am not a veteran or a pioneer in relationships....i just hope this will help ppl understand other ppl better.Cheers :)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Book


The legends speak of a time when oceans drank the shores of Atlantis.
It was in this city of greatness that the Gods decided to reward mankind
with the unique gifts they possessed.People believed that Zeus was the the most
powerful of the gods with the gift of thunder.Some believed that
the god of the underworld-Haydes was the most feared of them all.Greed took over
mankind and they started worshiping gods for the gifts they possessed.Little did they know,that the god they all forgot had a power beyond measure.Mankind forgot about Cupid- The god of love.


Cupid's gift was an ancient book.A book whose power mortals never knew.


Thousands of years later


Ancient Egypt.


Imhotep(chief priest ,architect and chancellor to the pharaoh Djoser)
was said to be in possession of the book of power.Normally shy with women,imhotep managed to charm the pharaohs wife into being his mistress.Imhotep was killed and the book was lost


3000 B.C


Balarama asks Lord Krishna "Brother....ur the greatest charmer the world has ever known...rumour has it that u charmed 16000 women...how do u do this"


"ah brother.What a tale it is.Do u remember the time when i killed the snake monster??"said lord Krishna

"yes.What of it?"

"Well...when i was in the snakes stomach...i found an old book...It is only because
of that book that i posses this wonderful gift"

"What's in that book?"

"What's in there is not important. Whats important is that it gives the power of charm to its owner.It can be misused.I want you to promise me,Balarama...that you will hide the book forever after im gone"

" i Promise brother. No man shall ever use it after you"


Bohemia-1798 A.D

Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt, better known as Casanova was a womenizer of the higest order.The wonderful way through which he charmed innumerabele women mesmerized his many followers.


"Jean"said Casanova.

Now at 73,Casanova lay on his death bed.

"master...."said jean

"you've been a wonderful student and a friend.There's something i need to tell you....."


Casanova opened an old trunk which contained an anceint looking book......



Russia- 1916 A.d


Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin-The man who was known all over the world for his charm
managed to charm the Tsar's wife.

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire"


"But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder."

Rasputin was shot dead and the last word he said before he died was " My book....."



The legend of the great book ends here.For centuries the book of power was the most
sought after artifact in history.Men have wasted away their lives in search of this ancient treasure.Rumour has it that the book has returned to India.


And i Know where it is....Beware mortals...(Thunder in the background)...