The Reason

I came back home exhaused after playing cricket for the whole afternoon....I threw myself into the sofa and switched on the TV...And lo,Godzilla was destroying the steets of New york. My sister looked at me in an odd way and said" Agastya r u really enojoying this??". I was glued to the TV...i was so engrossed in the movie that i dint even bother to answer her.....i tried to make her understand how sensible the movie was by using telepathy .....but i found out that i still dint master the art of telepathy...and finally when i looked away from the TV....she left.

THREE DAYS LATER


The martians were destroying the planet. Its just a matter of time before the human race wud be no more........and then mom came and switched of the TV. She looked at me and said" Agastya its about time.....now GROW up...stop watching stupid movies". Moved by this serious "INJUSTICE" i started my research.

Y do MEN like acion movies so much???


Lets all go back in time for a second time.............. Back...back...back......back to the time when man was a savage.....he was a hunter..... what did he do for a living???, he hunted all sorts of wierd creatures....fought with saber tooths..... killed mamoths, and thts just the beginning of it.In short his day was ACTION packed.


Now lets Fast forward time again..... the biggest thing that can happen to him now is killing a mosquito buzzing over his bed at 3 AM. No wonder men like such movies....... We like Dinosaurs taking over earth, aliens taking over earth ....or even aliens which control dinosaurs taking over earth, .....flying cars.....more aliens.....aliens in flying cars and the list goes on......


Women on the other hand fail to see the beauty of it. My sister says" They r not sensible".... I say" what were the robots supposed to do?? ...discuss it over coffee???

P.S- im about to get my discovery patented.....adios and dont miss the next 1

Darkness....Evil???

I was at my friends place having this stupid argument about Sachin tendulkar being better than Sir Vivian richards when suddenly he looked at me with pity and said " u know what agastya, ur a DARK DARK guy and ur in darkness..........god help u....hope he pulls u into light".I went home and wondered about what he said.

The Legendary Darkness,Lord voldemort being the lord of darkness,all sorts of SICK creatures in harry potter being called creatures of darkness. Why is evil ALWAYS associated with DARKNESS???. And then it hit me. Lets all rewind time. Lets all go back to the time when man was a just a Savage.He feared everything that he dint know. In short he feared the unknown.All that was in darkness was the unknown and so man feared it.When he started fearing it he started calling it EVIL.So in truth Darkness is the unknown.Mans fear of the Unknown has ALWAYS made him curious.Curiosity is the Father of all inventions.Darkness is the answer to all that is,all that was, and all that will ever be.And it was then and there that i decided to live in darkness and explore the unknown.ALL HAIL DARKNESS.So to all those ppl out there saying darkness is EVIL.....i got 2 words for ya


IT AINT.

P.S- and that ladies and gentlemen is my first blog so ull forgive me if im not all that professional....Adios till my next 1