The Reason

I came back home exhaused after playing cricket for the whole afternoon....I threw myself into the sofa and switched on the TV...And lo,Godzilla was destroying the steets of New york. My sister looked at me in an odd way and said" Agastya r u really enojoying this??". I was glued to the TV...i was so engrossed in the movie that i dint even bother to answer her.....i tried to make her understand how sensible the movie was by using telepathy .....but i found out that i still dint master the art of telepathy...and finally when i looked away from the TV....she left.

THREE DAYS LATER


The martians were destroying the planet. Its just a matter of time before the human race wud be no more........and then mom came and switched of the TV. She looked at me and said" Agastya its about time.....now GROW up...stop watching stupid movies". Moved by this serious "INJUSTICE" i started my research.

Y do MEN like acion movies so much???


Lets all go back in time for a second time.............. Back...back...back......back to the time when man was a savage.....he was a hunter..... what did he do for a living???, he hunted all sorts of wierd creatures....fought with saber tooths..... killed mamoths, and thts just the beginning of it.In short his day was ACTION packed.


Now lets Fast forward time again..... the biggest thing that can happen to him now is killing a mosquito buzzing over his bed at 3 AM. No wonder men like such movies....... We like Dinosaurs taking over earth, aliens taking over earth ....or even aliens which control dinosaurs taking over earth, .....flying cars.....more aliens.....aliens in flying cars and the list goes on......


Women on the other hand fail to see the beauty of it. My sister says" They r not sensible".... I say" what were the robots supposed to do?? ...discuss it over coffee???

P.S- im about to get my discovery patented.....adios and dont miss the next 1